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Sack Les Ferdinand
Personalised Shirt, Les? I was contemplating our current plight when a startling thought occurred to me. Les Ferdinand; what the hell do we pay him for? In theory ‘Sir Les’ has been coaching the...
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Summer Spree To Take Us To The Next Level
If you believe what the papers say we will be buying an awful lot of players in the summer to replace the likes of Walker, Bale, Lennon, Kaboul, Lloris etc; who will all be lured away by clubs who...
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Spurs’ Change For The Better? Or Worse?
Personally, I am of an unshakeable belief that we have a much better manager than we did last season. Whether our results will bear that out remains to be seen, but is our first eleven also an...
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Deja Sodding Vu
I really cannot be arsed to repeat myself. I see little point in writing the exact same article again so I’ll simply supply a link to the old one as it is clearly a ‘one size fits all’ point of view...
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A Bit Of Bale Sanity, Please
News just in! Craig McLachlan, who played Henry in Neighbours, thinks Gareth Bale would be mad to turn down Real Madrid; ‘You just don’t say no when a team who haven’t reached the Champions League...
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Spurs Aren’t Big Enough To Sell Bale
Not big enough to sell Bale? I know, I know, I’ve done it myself. This is one of those articles you only clicked on so you could leave a deliciously patronising message at the end; possibly implying...
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Sigh…You Can Only Tell Him
There comes a time when you have to concede that the newspapers may be telling the truth, or at least a version of it. For months we Spurs fans have been laughing at the ludicrous stories coming out...
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You Can Stick Your Buy Back Clause!
I despair. The latest utterly true and beyond doubt report I am reading is that Real are graciously allowing exciting young prospect Alvaro Morata to join Spurs as part of the apparent Gareth Bale deal...
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EXCLUSIVE: Bale Is A Cherry!
Not literally of course, I am not saying that Gareth Bale is an actual cherry; that would be insane. What I am saying is that he is a glacé cherry. Yeah? Now you’re getting it. Bale’s cherry...
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Who The Hell Is Etienne Capoue?
This is a genuine question, not a sarcastic snipe. I’ve never heard of him. You can call me ignorant if you like, and you’d have a point on this occasion because I genuinely don’t have a clue who this...
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